I saw a Lady from somewhere in East Europe today. Hair too orange, skin pulled back and a handbag with a couple of small plush animal charms hanging from it. She looked like some kind of warrior bearing the heads of her victims …
It turns out that Arch Red Dynamo actually grew up supporting the Lilywhite half of Norfff Lahndahn. Despite swearing absolute allegiance, for ever, to Sir Ferg and his Rampaging Horde, it turns out he was seen, as a kid, strutting his stuff in a Yellow Spurts shirt with Holstein on the front. Oh dear. And [...]
When travelling through airport security, it is worth considering what you are carrying. An award, consisting of a round ball connected to a solid metal block by a threaded bolt in a bag containing cables and stuff is likely to lead to the following: Bemused looks Several passes of the bag through the x-ray machine [...]
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