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		<title>Oh Dear</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/12/05/oh-dear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dynamo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[traitor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It turns out that Arch Red Dynamo actually grew up supporting the Lilywhite half of Norfff Lahndahn. Despite swearing absolute allegiance, for ever, to Sir Ferg and his Rampaging Horde, it turns out he was seen, as a kid, strutting his stuff in a Yellow Spurts shirt with Holstein on the front. Oh dear. And [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It turns out that Arch Red Dynamo actually grew up supporting the Lilywhite half of Norfff Lahndahn.</p>
<p>Despite swearing absolute allegiance, for ever, to Sir Ferg and his Rampaging Horde, it turns out he was seen, as a kid, strutting his stuff in a Yellow Spurts shirt with Holstein on the front.</p>
<p>Oh dear.</p>
<p>And now The Gimp knows about it, so I know about it and so do you, dear reader.</p>
<p>As soon as photographic evidence is available it will be posted here &#8230;</p>
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		<title>.. Then We Take Berlin</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/11/21/then-we-take-berlin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, we do eventually. It&#8217;s a LONG drive for a game of football. Too far, in retrospect, but still fun. A couple of delays, a detour, a couple of stops and we arrive in Berlin to meet a traffic jam. The best bit is that this affords a great view of a poor version of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, we do eventually.  It&#8217;s a LONG drive for a game of football.  Too far, in retrospect, but still fun.  A couple of delays, a detour, a couple of stops and we arrive in Berlin to meet a traffic jam.  The best bit is that this affords a great view of a poor version of the Blackpool Tower.</p>
<p>So, we smile and take the wrong turn at Spandau and approach the Olympic Stadium.  Park in a street, get out, stretch and wander to the food place.  One Doner Durum later and I&#8217;m set.  We wander off to the stadium, joking about how David doesn&#8217;t have a ticket.  It&#8217;s a bit strange, a major stadium sat at the end of a residential street.  Wembley Way is far better!</p>
<p>The Stadium is impressive in a 1930&#8242;s style.  The running track indicates a prior purpose and it is impresive inside.  No alcohol but free programmes is a nice touch.  We find our seats and settle down.  A pair of Brits sit in front but we are at the opposite end of the ground to the England fans.</p>
<p>The German fans seem irate before the game.  They are moaning and drunk.  As soon as the game starts one bloke wants to fight someone because they can&#8217;t see past his head!  They jeer the England team and boo through the anthem.  They seem to think that insulting the Queen will upset people.  They are probably wrong.</p>
<p>One bloke went to the shop to buy a love doll, with holes.  He brought &#8216;her&#8217; to the ground, wearing a crown and sat with her through the game.  He looked sad at the start, worse during the game and terrible at the end.  I wonder if his Mum is proud of him?</p>
<p>England played very well and deserved the win.  It could have been 5 or more.  But we won and that is good.  The journey back was quieter but fun for the Brits!</p>
<p>But Thursday was better.  I&#8217;ve not stopped smiling yet!</p>
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		<title>First we take Hannover &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/11/21/first-we-take-hannover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/?p=387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the second time I&#8217;ve written this. No idea what happened last time except that it probably got lost in the German wires as the football match went The Wrong Way. Anyway, Wednesday (Mittwoch) saw England playing football in Germany, Berlin to be precise, in a friendly game. David decides it would be a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the second time I&#8217;ve written this.  No idea what happened last time except that it probably got lost in the German wires as the football match went The Wrong Way.</p>
<p>Anyway, Wednesday (Mittwoch) saw England playing football in Germany, Berlin to be precise, in a friendly game.  David decides it would be a good idea to attend, and I agree, so off we go and arrange the trip.</p>
<p>Tickets are 35 euro, which is pretty cheap, so the trip is on.  The only snag is that we are in Hannover (work) and the game is in Berlin.  Olaf knows a man, so the tickets are arranged and transport organised.  Early to work, early to leave and off we wander to the Market Hall.  Along the way we pass a pair of high ranking police officers.  Dressed like pantomime versions of South American Generals they draw a smile.  Stripes down the trousers, small 1930&#8242;s mustaches and braid on hats adds to the picture.  So we laugh and arrive at the Market Hall.  Lots of food on offer, so spoilt for choice we wander about. French, Italian, Chinese or Bavarian all offer something interesting but eventually we settle for a stall selling pre-post-Christmas Turkey Curry.  Not bad at 4.50 euros including rice and a drink!</p>
<p>While eating, another braided jacket worn with jeans wanders past.  So maybe South American Junta Chic is all the rage?  And then we se a man with more white hair than a polar bear wanders past and the smiles are set!  A small French cake finishes the meal and we are off outside to meet Oli and his transport!</p>
<p>What more could you ask for?  3 Germans, 2 Brits and an Audi.  Maybe a bigger Audi would have been good?  David thought so &#8230;  Middle seat for most of the way there and back drew major complaints but at least he wasn&#8217;t travel sick!</p>
<p>So, having taken Hannover, it&#8217;s on the road to Berlin &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Sorry for not posting!</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/07/07/sorry-for-not-posting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irrelevant nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Other sport]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/?p=352</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[GTP has closed down, so I&#8217;ve been working on setting up a wide-ranging sports/ current affairs/ stuff forum to replacesome parts of it. Towards the end, there was a split between those who wanted a pure Sports board and one that was comfortable covering life. So, the lightning lounge is here, and growing. If you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GTP has closed down, so I&#8217;ve been working on setting up a wide-ranging sports/ current affairs/ stuff forum to replacesome parts of it.  Towards the end, there was a split between those who wanted a pure Sports board and one that was comfortable covering life.</p>
<p>So, <a href="http://www.thelightninglounge.com/forum">  the lightning lounge </a>is here, and growing.</p>
<p>If you like sport it could be a place to check out.  There&#8217;s room for all (including Geordie Mackems) so drop by and see what you think!</p>
<p>Unfortunately trying to get this up and running has led to a drop in posting here, but I hope to get back to more regular posting from today!</p>
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		<title>Demise of GTP and rise of boltbuker.com and thelightninglounge.com</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/06/18/demise-of-gtp-and-rise-of-boltbukercom-and-thelightningloungecom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Other sport]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/?p=348</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[GTP, or Glorify the Past, the best damn Chargers site ever, has closed down. After years of effort and good times, Scott has closed the doors and turned out the lights. So, two sites have emerged from the ashes &#8211; www.boltbunker.com and www.thelightninglounge.com The first is a pure Sport site, with room for fun. The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GTP, or Glorify the Past, the best damn Chargers site ever, has closed down.  After years of effort and good times, Scott has closed the doors and turned out the lights.</p>
<p>So, two sites have emerged from the ashes &#8211; www.boltbunker.com and www.thelightninglounge.com</p>
<p>The first is a pure Sport site, with room for fun.  The second is broader in scope, hoping to take some of the latter-day political unrest away from those who aren&#8217;t interested.  Anyway, have a look and join in.</p>
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		<title>Clear Out!</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/05/30/clear-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 09:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[all change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Derby]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/?p=343</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Derby County had a thoroughly miserable season last year. A disaster from start to finish, punctuated by poor signings, managerial change, ownership transfer, defeat, humiliation and a front page story about the new gaffer&#8217;s &#8216;home movie&#8217; skills. So, things have to change &#8211; and it seems that things are finally starting to shift. Out go [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Derby County had a thoroughly miserable season last year.  A disaster from start to finish, punctuated by poor signings, managerial change, ownership transfer, defeat, humiliation and a front page story about the new gaffer&#8217;s &#8216;home movie&#8217; skills.</p>
<p>So, things have to change &#8211; and it seems that things are finally starting to shift.</p>
<p>Out go five players so far, in come another five.  Another signing is due on Monday, with another departure just confirmed (Earnshaw to Florist).</p>
<p>So it&#8217;s all change and maybe the new shoots of hope are appearing &#8230;.</p>
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		<title>New Sports Column</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/05/30/new-sports-column/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 09:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Traps is a one-off. Beside being a South African Derby fan (a rare beast indeed) he has the insight and bottle to write what many think but few submit to paper/ electron. Have a go and enjoy! Just don&#8217;t bother if you are easily offended &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.sportsleader.co.za/traps/2008/05/29/english-premiership-championship-football-and-those-magnificent-blue-bulls"></p>
<p>Traps is a one-off.  Beside being a South African Derby fan (a rare beast indeed) he has the insight and bottle to write what many think but few submit to paper/ electron.</p>
<p>Have a go and enjoy!  Just don&#8217;t bother if you are easily offended &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Champions League Final</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/05/21/champions-league-final/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 22:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The top teams in England delivered a memorable game tonight. Lots of action, chances, tackles, physical challenges, fouls, hits, cards, shots, crosses and tackles. And eventually penalties and saves. And an Angry Joe Cole, a Writhing Ashley &#8216;N95&#8242; Cole, an Indignant Drogba, an Incensed Giggs, a Wonderful Hargreaves, a Bloodied Scholes and Crying Terry, Ronnie [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The top teams in England delivered a memorable game tonight.</p>
<p>Lots of action, chances, tackles, physical challenges, fouls, hits, cards, shots, crosses and tackles.</p>
<p>And eventually penalties and saves.</p>
<p>And an Angry Joe Cole, a Writhing Ashley &#8216;N95&#8242; Cole, an Indignant Drogba, an Incensed Giggs, a Wonderful Hargreaves, a Bloodied Scholes and Crying Terry, Ronnie and Ballack.</p>
<p>Wonderful stuff, and no win for Chelski.</p>
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		<title>Football &#8211; the aftermath</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/05/06/football-the-aftermath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 13:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[promotion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Derby are relegated so we&#8217;ll play Forest next season. But we avoid Leicester as they have got themselves relegated. So, all in all things could be much worse. Now we just need Leeds to miss out, Rangers to implode and Chelsea to blow things at the last minute and the result will be almost [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, Derby are relegated so we&#8217;ll play Forest next season.</p>
<p>But we avoid Leicester as they have got themselves relegated.</p>
<p>So, all in all things could be much worse.</p>
<p>Now we just need Leeds to miss out, Rangers to implode and Chelsea to blow things at the last minute and the result will be almost bearable.</p>
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		<title>Congratulations</title>
		<link>http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/2008/05/03/congratulations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 20:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Colonel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.colonelirrelevant.co.uk/?p=326</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[to Notts Forest, the junior team in Nottingham. They got promotion to the Championship today, which will have caused huge rejoicing. Personally, I&#8217;d be happy if they went into non-league football. Now for tomorrow where Coventry or Leicester could get relegated, and for the play offs where I hope Leeds fail. Nothing personal of course, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>to Notts Forest, the junior team in Nottingham.</p>
<p>They got promotion to the Championship today, which will have caused huge rejoicing.  Personally, I&#8217;d be happy if they went into non-league football.</p>
<p>Now for tomorrow where  Coventry or Leicester could get relegated, and for the play offs where I hope Leeds fail.</p>
<p>Nothing personal of course, but I really, really dislike Leeds United.</p>
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