Colonel Irrelevant

So after too long, I’ve finally got around to loading the app and being able to blog on the go. I’m off to Russia, for the first time, with work. It’s a bit strange. It’s not a country I’ve had much experience of apart from a couple of books. I’ve met a couple of Russians [...]

When travelling through airport security, it is worth considering what you are carrying. An award, consisting of a round ball connected to a solid metal block by a threaded bolt in a bag containing cables and stuff is likely to lead to the following: Bemused looks Several passes of the bag through the x-ray machine [...]

Well, we do eventually. It’s a LONG drive for a game of football. Too far, in retrospect, but still fun. A couple of delays, a detour, a couple of stops and we arrive in Berlin to meet a traffic jam. The best bit is that this affords a great view of a poor version of [...]

This is the second time I’ve written this. No idea what happened last time except that it probably got lost in the German wires as the football match went The Wrong Way. Anyway, Wednesday (Mittwoch) saw England playing football in Germany, Berlin to be precise, in a friendly game. David decides it would be a [...]

Travelling in Scandinavia is fun. Different, frustrating at times, but fun. Except for a couple of things. One, the absence of a single currency. I have no idea how much anything is in any country up here and it gets worse as you head to another country because it all changes again. A euro-septic with [...]

The Italians drive like lunatics Style is a choice that not everyone follows, but when they do they are so sharp they cut the air as they move The soldier wearing a beret, green camo jacket and desert camo trousers (and carrying a big gun) looked more like a guerilla rather than a soldier but [...]

It was dull, grey and overcast when the plane landed, which turned into an incandescent blue rage when quoted 55 Euros for the taxi from Linate to the City. 55 Euros!!!! In the end, the white taxi turned in a metered fare of 17 Euro including tax. So, when in Meeelan, avoid the un-metered cabs.

Pecs in Hungary is a really delightful place. It’s off the beaten track but still well worth a trip if you can.

Your clothes, glasses or jewellry Your favourite drinks, alcoholic or otherwise Your nights out with friends drinking champagne Your favourite cocktails Where you live Where you lived The bar in France Nor the one in London It’s 8am, please shut up.

Travels again, this time to Central Europe. Budapest is a great City. Really interesting history and architecture with a different culture and language makes for an enjoyable visit at any time of year. And now the Police have made things better with their ‘Police’s Tourist Guide’. I especially like the article on getting fleeced in [...]