Colonel Irrelevant

28 Mar

Guild of Milners and Wig Makers

Are on the lookout for makers of fake hats. A number of fake retro ‘Kiss Me Quick’ hats have been seen in various seaside resorts and they are looking for the culprits. Flat Cap Man is also on the look out, as it appears that the perpetrators of this Hat related caper may have been [...]

27 Mar

Flat Cap Man …

has heard that Top Hat Boy has been arrested by the Guild of Milners and Wig Makers. Steps are being taken to retrieve the situation ….

26 Mar

Entertaining Kids

I was entertaining a small kid yesterday. Her parents weren’t playing hide and seek, so I improvised as they washed pots. The ability of a 7 year old to suspend belief as you sit there, not hiding or seeking and completely immobile, but adopting alter egos and rabbiting away in bad foreign languages has to [...]

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